"WARNING: This hose contains chemical(s), including
lead, known to the State of California to cause cancer,
birth defects and other reproductive harm. Do not drink
water from this hose. Wash hands after use." (bold in
original)
Isn't that fucking beautiful? A hose that you not only cannot drink from, but, like anything/anyone GOP, you have to wash your hands after touching it. I would bet the farm that 99 percent of sheeple either do not read this bold-face warning or project the same moronic macho disdain for pussies like me that the 40-something blonde redneck within earshot did when I returned it.
Well, guess what, bitch? The joke is on you and your lamebrain spawn who actually know -- no thinking involved -- that a pathetic loser like Sarah Palin is what this country needs. Let me key you imbeciles in on a little secret: LEAD DAMAGES YOUR FUCKING BRAIN, RETARDS. PERMANENTLY. Is that plain enough English for you to understand? Or is it just that you figure when you got nothing, you got nothing to lose? I strongly suspect it is the latter.
The wrapper for the garden hose at issue, incidentally, is embellished with a large font "USA" (with a cutesy 5-pointed star in the "A" hole, you can't make this stuff up) and the accompanying "Manufactured in the U.S.A." Maybe these hoses were all supposed to go some country designated by our coporafascist overlords for future socioeconomic experimentation, but probably not. Eight years of official mendacity have led so many down a rabbit hole of no return that this type of callous disregard for our health and safety has become a, what else, no-brainer.
